Psalms 53:1-3

¹Bilious and bloated, they gas, "God is gone." It''s poison gas--they foul themselves, they poison Rivers and skies; thistles are their cash crop.

²God sticks his head out of heaven. He looks around. He''s looking for someone not stupid--one man, even, God--expectant, just one God--ready woman.a

³He comes up empty. A string of zeros. Useless, unshepherded Sheep, taking turns pretending to be Shepherd. The ninety and nine follow the one.b